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My real last name is Galifianakisburg.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.
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I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.
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I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
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I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
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I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, What the hell is this? This person's happy! You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.
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I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called God, I Hope That's a Mole.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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My forte is awkwardness.
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Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery. I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.
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I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.
Zach Galifianakis
I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
Zach Galifianakis
You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
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I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
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