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My forte is awkwardness.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 54
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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Awkwardness
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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, What the hell is this? This person's happy! You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.
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I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.
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Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.
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At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
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I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
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I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.
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I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.
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I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.
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It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.
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I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
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A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.
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I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
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Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?
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Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
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I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell I have diarrhea is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.
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My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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