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My forte is awkwardness.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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Awkwardness
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My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
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People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
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I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.
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I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.
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Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'
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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
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I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.
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If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.
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I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
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The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
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I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'
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You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.
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Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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