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My forte is awkwardness.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 54
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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Awkwardness
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
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But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.
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I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say I didn't like 9/11.
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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My comfort zone is press conferences.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.
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I'm terrible at heights. I hate it. I'm glad I'm only 5'7.
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I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
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My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
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