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My forte is awkwardness.

Zach Galifianakis

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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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Awkwardness

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I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.
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I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.
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My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.
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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
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Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?
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I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'
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My real last name is Galifianakisburg.
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I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.
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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
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I'm terrible at heights. I hate it. I'm glad I'm only 5'7.
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