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It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.

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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery. I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.
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When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.
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I have to stop crying when I watch The View. It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the Girlfriend in a Coma is, like, really funny.
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.
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