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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
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I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
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Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.
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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
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You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.
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You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.
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I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
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I call my balls the bush twins.
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I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.
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But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk.
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The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
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It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.
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