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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.
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I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
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My real last name is Galifianakisburg.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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If you see something, say something.
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I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say I didn't like 9/11.
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Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
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You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.
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I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.
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It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.
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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.
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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
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'Baskets' isn't a CBS show. Nothing against that, but this is an off-kilter show on cable that the channel lets you do interesting things. Look, if it works, it works. And if it doesn't, it's just a miniseries.
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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
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