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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.

Zach Galifianakis

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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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Body
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Cheese
Greek

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People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
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I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.
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My comfort zone is press conferences.
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As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.
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When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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There was a long time where I was an artist in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
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I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.
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I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
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I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, What the hell is this? This person's happy! You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.
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I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
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I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.
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I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
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I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
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