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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.

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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 54
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
Since
Leon
Havens
Haven

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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
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I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.
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I'm the most mellow person offstage. I think it's just, going onstage lets me get out some frustration that I'm too shy to do in real life. Instead of doing it in private, I'd rather do it in front of 1,000 people who've paid $25 to see me lose my mind.
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My comfort zone is press conferences.
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The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
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That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling.
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Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?
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But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk.
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I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
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We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.
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People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
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Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk I'll take it!
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My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.
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I call my balls the bush twins.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
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People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.
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