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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say I didn't like 9/11.
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I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.
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I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
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You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.
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I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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'Baskets' isn't a CBS show. Nothing against that, but this is an off-kilter show on cable that the channel lets you do interesting things. Look, if it works, it works. And if it doesn't, it's just a miniseries.
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You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.
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American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
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Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.
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I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
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I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.
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I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.
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I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.
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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
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My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.
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