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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.
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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
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I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.
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I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
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'Baskets' isn't a CBS show. Nothing against that, but this is an off-kilter show on cable that the channel lets you do interesting things. Look, if it works, it works. And if it doesn't, it's just a miniseries.
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'
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My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.
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I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge .
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At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
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My comfort zone is press conferences.
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When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.
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I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it.
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I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell I have diarrhea is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.
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I don't like to have anybody tell me to be in a place at certain times. That's kind of the advantage of stand up. You're self-employed.
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I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
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