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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it.
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My forte is awkwardness.
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My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.
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I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.
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I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.
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I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.
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I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.
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I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.
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I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
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A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.
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