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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.
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Reciting lines is hard making stuff up is much, much easier.
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If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.
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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
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The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
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There was a long time where I was an artist in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
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I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.
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I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
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I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
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I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.
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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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