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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.

Zach Galifianakis

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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling.
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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the Girlfriend in a Coma is, like, really funny.
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I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.
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If you see something, say something.
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I call my balls the bush twins.
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I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge .
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
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The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out I don't think it really exists anymore.
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American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
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I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
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My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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