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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 54
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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If you see something, say something.
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My comfort zone is press conferences.
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I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
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I'm terrible at heights. I hate it. I'm glad I'm only 5'7.
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The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out I don't think it really exists anymore.
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I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.
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I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.
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I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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Hookers don't like to snuggle.
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
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I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.
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My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.
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I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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