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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
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I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.
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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
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My forte is awkwardness.
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I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.
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I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
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I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
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Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'
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I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, What the hell is this? This person's happy! You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.
Zach Galifianakis
Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
Zach Galifianakis
People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.
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I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.
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You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.
Zach Galifianakis
I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.
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