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American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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There was a long time where I was an artist in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
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Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?
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