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American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.
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