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American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out I don't think it really exists anymore.
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I have to stop crying when I watch The View. It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
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You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.
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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
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I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
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I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.
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My forte is awkwardness.
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I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
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I don't like to have anybody tell me to be in a place at certain times. That's kind of the advantage of stand up. You're self-employed.
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I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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I call my balls the bush twins.
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I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
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