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I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
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There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life.
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.
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The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
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American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
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I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.
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I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge .
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'
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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
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Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.
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We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.
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