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I call my balls the bush twins.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
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Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery. I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.
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I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.
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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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Reciting lines is hard making stuff up is much, much easier.
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If you see something, say something.
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A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.
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There was a long time where I was an artist in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
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Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'
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I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
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As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.
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I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
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My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.
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We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.
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The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.
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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
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