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I call my balls the bush twins.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell I have diarrhea is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
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A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.
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My real last name is Galifianakisburg.
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I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.
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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
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I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge .
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People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.
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I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
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I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
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I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.
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I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
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I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
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Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?
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I don't want my personal life to change. I don't understand why people strive for fame. I know it's ironic for me to be saying this, but this will be the last one I do.
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I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.
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