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I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'
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I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell I have diarrhea is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.
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