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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
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I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.
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I don't like to have anybody tell me to be in a place at certain times. That's kind of the advantage of stand up. You're self-employed.
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I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.
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I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
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Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk I'll take it!
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My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.
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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
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At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
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Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?
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