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People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.
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There was a long time where I was an artist in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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I don't want my personal life to change. I don't understand why people strive for fame. I know it's ironic for me to be saying this, but this will be the last one I do.
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.
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If you see something, say something.
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I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
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I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.
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My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
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Hookers don't like to snuggle.
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I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, What the hell is this? This person's happy! You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.
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I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.
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I'm terrible at heights. I hate it. I'm glad I'm only 5'7.
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I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.
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I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
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