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People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
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I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
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The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.
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I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, What the hell is this? This person's happy! You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.
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I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'
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Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?
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I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
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I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
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