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People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.
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