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People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery. I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.
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I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
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I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
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I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.
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I think if you come out to California trying to be an actor, it's pretty hard. There's desperation. A lot of people are desperate, and a lot of people are clueless, including me. It's hard to try to figure it out. I've never told you, but I have head shots that if you saw them... they're so terrible! It's so embarrassing.
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.
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I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
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I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge .
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'
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I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
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American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
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