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I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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