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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play on emotion too much.
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As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the Girlfriend in a Coma is, like, really funny.
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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
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It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.
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I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
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Reciting lines is hard making stuff up is much, much easier.
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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
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Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery. I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.
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Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
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Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.
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Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.
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I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.
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American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
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People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.
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I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.
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