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I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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If you see something, say something.
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I call my balls the bush twins.
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I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
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My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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