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I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
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I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.
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I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
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Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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Reciting lines is hard making stuff up is much, much easier.
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I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, You've probably got a woman at every port. Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well.
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My forte is awkwardness.
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I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
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It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
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My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.
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The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
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If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.
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I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.
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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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