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Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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There was a long time where I was an artist in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
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I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.
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If you see something, say something.
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I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell I have diarrhea is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.
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When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.
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Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.
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People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
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Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk I'll take it!
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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
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I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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My real last name is Galifianakisburg.
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