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Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.
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People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.
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I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony.
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I have to stop crying when I watch The View. It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
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I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.
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My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.
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I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
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Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
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My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.
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It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play on emotion too much.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
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At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
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I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'
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I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.
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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
Zach Galifianakis
We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
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