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Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery. I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
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I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called God, I Hope That's a Mole.
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Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.
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I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.
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I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
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I call my balls the bush twins.
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Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
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Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?
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I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
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