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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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