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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'
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People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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