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My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
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You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.
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At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
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My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.
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When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.
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I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, You've probably got a woman at every port. Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well.
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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
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I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.
Zach Galifianakis
I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
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I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out I don't think it really exists anymore.
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I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'
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