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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 54
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?
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Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
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Reciting lines is hard making stuff up is much, much easier.
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I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
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It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play on emotion too much.
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The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out I don't think it really exists anymore.
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I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.
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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
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I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.
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My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
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I call my balls the bush twins.
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