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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.
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When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.
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There was a long time where I was an artist in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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Reciting lines is hard making stuff up is much, much easier.
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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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I'm terrible at heights. I hate it. I'm glad I'm only 5'7.
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I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony.
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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