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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it.
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I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
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I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge .
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I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
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I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.
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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
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I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'
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American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
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I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell I have diarrhea is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.
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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
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I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.
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I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'
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