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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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I have to stop crying when I watch The View. It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
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I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.
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My comfort zone is press conferences.
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My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.
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I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.
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The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.
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American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
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I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, What the hell is this? This person's happy! You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.
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I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
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