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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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I don't want my personal life to change. I don't understand why people strive for fame. I know it's ironic for me to be saying this, but this will be the last one I do.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.
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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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I have to stop crying when I watch The View. It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.
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I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'
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My comfort zone is press conferences.
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