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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.
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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.
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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
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I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called God, I Hope That's a Mole.
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Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk I'll take it!
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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
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My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.
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I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.
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I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.
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You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.
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My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.
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I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
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I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
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As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.
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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
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