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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
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'Baskets' isn't a CBS show. Nothing against that, but this is an off-kilter show on cable that the channel lets you do interesting things. Look, if it works, it works. And if it doesn't, it's just a miniseries.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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I have to stop crying when I watch The View. It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
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I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.
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My forte is awkwardness.
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Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery. I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
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Hookers don't like to snuggle.
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge .
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The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says Forever.
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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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My comfort zone is press conferences.
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I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
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We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.
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I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.
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