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I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'

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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.
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I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.
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My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.
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I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
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I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge .
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I think if you come out to California trying to be an actor, it's pretty hard. There's desperation. A lot of people are desperate, and a lot of people are clueless, including me. It's hard to try to figure it out. I've never told you, but I have head shots that if you saw them... they're so terrible! It's so embarrassing.
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I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'
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I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.
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When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
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My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.
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There was a long time where I was an artist in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
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Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.
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