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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
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Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'
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I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.
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If you see something, say something.
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You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
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You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.
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Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
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I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.
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I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
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Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk I'll take it!
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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