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At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.
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It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.
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Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery. I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.
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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the Girlfriend in a Coma is, like, really funny.
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It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play on emotion too much.
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People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
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Reciting lines is hard making stuff up is much, much easier.
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I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, What the hell is this? This person's happy! You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.
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I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.
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Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
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I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
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You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
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'Baskets' isn't a CBS show. Nothing against that, but this is an off-kilter show on cable that the channel lets you do interesting things. Look, if it works, it works. And if it doesn't, it's just a miniseries.
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You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.
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I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
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I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.
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