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At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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