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We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.

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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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