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I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 54
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
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Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.
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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.
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My real last name is Galifianakisburg.
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I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say I didn't like 9/11.
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People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
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My comfort zone is press conferences.
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The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
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People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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Reciting lines is hard making stuff up is much, much easier.
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My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.
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There was a long time where I was an artist in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
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I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.
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I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
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I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
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