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I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 54
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
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I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
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My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.
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I think if you come out to California trying to be an actor, it's pretty hard. There's desperation. A lot of people are desperate, and a lot of people are clueless, including me. It's hard to try to figure it out. I've never told you, but I have head shots that if you saw them... they're so terrible! It's so embarrassing.
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.
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I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
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I don't like to have anybody tell me to be in a place at certain times. That's kind of the advantage of stand up. You're self-employed.
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My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
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Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
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Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'
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It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play on emotion too much.
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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
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People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.
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The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
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My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
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I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
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I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
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I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
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I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
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