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I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
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I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.
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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.
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My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
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Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the romanticism about being on the road is you get to meet a lot of - my mom once told me, You've probably got a woman at every port. Like I'm a pirate. Obviously she doesn't know her son that well.
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