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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
Zach Galifianakis
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Zach Galifianakis
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 1
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Zacharius Knight Galifinakis
Zachary Knight Galifianakis
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Reciting lines is hard making stuff up is much, much easier.
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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
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I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.
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Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?
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The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
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I'm terrible at heights. I hate it. I'm glad I'm only 5'7.
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I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it.
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My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
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Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
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You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.
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