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If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!
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I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
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I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really I get an extra 25 dollars in my pocket AND another portrait for my bedroom.
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Look on the bright side that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.
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My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.
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I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?
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Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.
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Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.
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If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.
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Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me
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When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next movie...well, let's just say I made sure I that I can't be held legally responsible for all the deaths people will suffer out of shock upon hearing them. They're a terrific band.
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If global warming is such a bad thing, then why is it taking out all of mankind's competitors? It just seems to me that the less species are out there, killing all our Caribou, the better.
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Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn't they just swim to safety?
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I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.
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I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon?
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I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team for besides holding me back and sucking? If I wanted that, I'd just walk on the set of 'Scrubs'.
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Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.
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