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I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
Film Director
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Stage Actor
Television Actor
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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Laugh
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The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.
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Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.
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I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.
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Im just not really attracted to black chicks.
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I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.
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It's not that I'm racist or anything, because I'm not, but I just don't think we should be wasting our time helping people that are going to die soon anyway.
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When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.
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I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.
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So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling - that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do with my life, I'm lost and my parents are freaking me out, and what's the point? Every generation has a way of making that unique, but there are certain universals of that feeling.
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Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.
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One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real doctor. But I'm also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin.
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I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.
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I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.
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It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.
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When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time.
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