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I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh

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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
Actor
Blogger
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.
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It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.
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It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.
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Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.
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Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?
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I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so eager to see it, like it was Christmas morning. When he got to the ticket booth it turned out there was only one ticket left the manager was there and wanted to give it to me instead since I was famous. That's when I knew I'd hit it big.
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People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not saying it's right but, you know, we could all benefit from following that example.
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music.
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I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?
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For me, acting in scenes with other people is like playing soccer with a bunch of legless five year olds. It's not really fair to them, but what else can I do, you know?
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The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.
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I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.
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I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?
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Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.
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The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.
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I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon?
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I'm not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away.
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So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn't deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.
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