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Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.
Zach Braff
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Zach Braff
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 6
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South Orange
New Jersey
Zachary Israel Braff
Zachary Zach Braff
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I stand stark naked in front of the mirror and gaze directly into my own eyes. I utter 'Good morning, handsome' and my lips quiver as I stare at myown body. I don't break eye contact until I blow my load. Not once do I actually touch myself.
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